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Hello Dear Reader. Yes, it’s me and I’m back from ‘down under’!

What a truly fantastic time I had in Australia and what an amazing country it is!  You can only imagine how pleased am I to be back to gale force winds and rain? 

I have to admit that the flying was really hard going, especially upon my return when I asked to be seated near the exit doors and was told there was no room.  However, having left Singapore, the hostess leaned over me and informed the chap in the row in front that there was plenty of space next to the exit doors and would he like to move.  I jumped up and immediately asked if I could change places, whereupon I was told that I was listed as a nervous passenger and that  I was not the kind of person they could rely on in case of an emergency to open the doors! Well that made me feel really secure.  The mere mention of an emergency sent me off on one and I had to take another pill with more wine!!

I can’t remember much after that, only being greeted by Smiler, my rather unusually happy husband, who for some crazy reason seemed rather pleased to see me!  Maybe it was the fact that he’d been left with our two rather demanding children and five dogs, that made him seem so relieved at my return!

Well everything is back to normal and the usual craziness has set in with the run up to Christmas.

I’m really pleased to say that people (and businesses) are still partying and having their ‘staff dos’!

I often remember attending staff parties in the past, and as much as everyone swears blind they’re not going to drink to excess and not going to make fools of themselves, there’s always one that just doesn’t know when to stop partying!  Don’t you just love it though when they either end up asleep under a pile of coats with half an eyebrow missing or something similar, (thanks to their ‘friends’ having a laugh!)  Or they’ve cornered some poor unsuspecting person and telling them either how to do their job right, or how much they love them!!

I always remember one Christmas, many years ago I might add, being in the middle of a long drawn out conversation, when a friend gently took me outside the restaurant and informed me that I had been talking to the wall and the restaurant was empty!  Well at least the wall didn’t answer me back!

Smiler and I attended a fabulous party the other weekend.  A chum was celebrating their 50th Birthday Party and decided to have an afternoon Treasure Hunt round Guildford and the surrounding area.  The party was then to go into full swing with a champagne filled ‘Indian’ themed dinner.

Unfortunately we couldn’t go on the Treasure Hunt, which as it turned out was just as well

as there were gale force winds, dreadful rain and it was freezing.  Just to make it even more of a challenge, apparently the church holding a vital clue was closed and then a tree fell across the road and blocked it!

The evening party was due to start at 7.30 however, by 6.00pm all these bedraggled people turned up freezing cold and desperate for a drink and I don’t mean coffee.  What a hoot!  Not being funny though, I presumed there would be a fantastic pressie for the winners, but there was NOTHING!!  Excuse me, but to endure the English weather and all that for NOTHING you must be joking!

Needless to say, I’ve never seen so much champagne disappear so quickly since my wedding reception!

Well I guess we’ll all be doing our Christmas shopping soon and I can only wish you the best of luck!  I’ve just seen ‘The Queens’ (middle child) wish list.  This is comprising of a new lap top, i pod, new mobile, oh yes, and some sweets.  Well she’ll get the sweets, no chance of the rest of it though!

I do wish you all a really jolly Christmas and hope you have a great holiday and no doubt a little drink or two!

Cheers!

– Jenny

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Last update: 16/02/2010